Friday, November 26, 2010

My Room, My Fortress of Solitude


My room is where I spend most of my day… and most of my year for that matter. I’ve seen people who find it a hell to stay at home even for summer vacations or a few holidays but not me, aan..aan.. I find it a blessing to stay at home. I think one of the reasons for my loving to stay at home is that I’m a big introvert but I’ve seen even introverts like me lamenting if they have to stay home. Why is that? May be I know. It’s because their home life is so fucked up. Ouch, that’s gonna hurt!

Loads o’ thanks to God, I have a very peaceful and loving family which has made me love my home better than hanging out all the time. Immature people are the ones who think “friends are our life”. Hello people, grow up! No one, I say, no one in this world can be more sincere to you than your family, no matter how cruel you think they are to you. I cannot say that for sure about lovers and life partners as I prefer to stay out of outside relationships but I’m pretty sure even those are weak relations.

Okay, so I got a little out of track. Coming back to my room. Hmmm, as I was saying, my room is where I spend most of my day and ‘loves’ to spend most of my day. It has everything I need and want. My best possessions are here in my room, my bed, my personal computer, MY BOOKS and my stuff toys. Though I share the room with my sister but I keep to my side, which is way much cleaner and organized then her side. I clean it and decorate it to my taste.

I’m proud of my book collection. I’ve like a mini library here in my room which fills me with happiness just looking at it. I love my PC, it is half of my world, my day feels incomplete if I don’t switch on my PC at least once because normally it remains switched on almost all day J

My room is my fortress of solitude. It keeps me away from the cruel world outside. Call me a psycho path but this is the truth. I find peace and solidarity when I’m in my room. I have my privacy there and no one disturbs me there. I do more productive work just sitting in my room then most people do all day lurking out.

After putting up with everything of this shit world, my room is where I can come back to my own, peaceful world. It is a fortress where I can come and stay, finding it blessed and once I’m in my room, I cannot care less where the world is going!       

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Jeff Dunham

Once i happened to write on Jeff Dunham as my work assignment and writing on him made me check out his work and the next thing, i was among his fans too.

Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist and an amazing one, he is. I have watched almost every video of his I could find on Youtube. I'm pasting some links to my favorite Jeff Dunham videos. You should check others becasue there are a lot of them. He is real witty and not one moment of his shows are boring. He is the greatest ventriloquists of all times. You will never see his lips moving when he is speaking puppets. His every move with the puppets is flawless and spontaneous and fast. He usually picks up one funny thing and repeats it with other dialogues and it is laughable every time. 

My favorite Jeff Dunham characters are Peanuts, Jose Jalapeno on a stick and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Though Achmed the Dead Terrorist is racist and rude of Dunham but i like it all the same. About Peanut, he is like the most funny puppet in the world. He talks insults and rude but all that is so funny that it never feels negative.I love the way he laughs with his head thrown back and how he looks at Dunham when he has said something bad. And how on David Letterman Show he tells how giraffes puke and how the dentist asks question while they have instruments in the mouth. It happens seriously because Ive been going to my dentist for many years and it happened quite a number of times.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjMgbRUsZM

In the link below, there is a conversation between Peanut and Jose Jalapeno on a stick and this guy spoke for both his characters in super speed. That is just amazing. And i love how Peanut teases Jose so much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CUii2ekUqw&feature=fvst  



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CUii2ekUqw&feature=fvst



About Achmed the Dead Terrorist, "Silence, I Kill You", "I'm Lindsay Lohan", "I Kill You Till You're Dead" and every dialogue anyway is hilarious. Melvin the Superhero is also funny.  






Well, that's quite it but once you get the jokes, Dunham's performances becomes irresistible. I've watched many of his videos over and over and though there wont be his DVDs available here but i would love to have all of em. HAPPY WATCHING!    

Wednesday, November 3, 2010



   
i create dthe look on this Zwinky. i love this attire.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Rude Yet Hilarious

Okhay, i know making fun of God's creation is a really really bad thing and i really really like Katrina but i just couldn't help editing and laughing at the photos.

I used katrina's photo just because it was lying there in my computer for some purpose and no other celebrity's photo so it is completely unbiased. The first one is the original, from next on........ eeee :P !!! Well, Enjoy!
















and that's the final straw :D